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I'm focused, dead up
Don't get up, I'll never let up
Ferocious, I'm fed up
Dismissing the competition
You're hopeless, I'll trash their ambition
Listen...
You want a class on tradition?
On one condition — forget the best of the century
You talk about the best of all-time, you better mention me
Essentially, I'm the best there's ever gonna be
I hold my ground, you'll never take it from under me
Don't thunder me, it's gonna be trouble
Hit you so many times, you'll see triple and double instead of one of me
I got more heart, more ways to tear you apart
I'll lay you down early on
Or maybe in the later round, it's no different to me
If you tap out, cash out, or simply pass out, or breathe
'Cause you face down, really
And barely alive, cause I'm an animal inside
Hear me?
I'm what the game is supposed to be
Hopefully, you see what I mean
Knock you out, haven't seen you were beaten by a triple team
Box you out, the whole scene and gleam
The limelight's my dream, I shine bright
Smash you! Front to back, you gon' need hindsight
In fact, when I attack, you lucky if I leave you intact
I'm prone to overkill
I'll work you over, til' I steal your motor skills
It's the same whenever I'm done
You're numb, toe to thumb,
And most can't remember their names, or where they're from
And some speechless, stunned, lookin' deaf and dumb
You're weak like seven days
Then afraid, I'm amazed (what?) y'all still step up
'Cause I hit more men than Jenna Jameson in better days
You can't clear your heads, you in a Jenna Haze
You want the man, you got him
And you can spot him every Thursday night on TNA
It's like a spotlight, and main event's in his DNA
(Who you say?) It's Kurt Angle
Finito, settled
The best in the world
Only guy in the sport with a gold medal
Feature fold ends to the center
Physical and mental, 'cause he's simply better
No playing around with those second attacks
He'll lay you down for a three second nap on the mat,
If staring at the ceiling on your back is appealing
Get yourself a match and you gon' do that
It's a rap, you trapped in the game
You a rat in the maze
Just amazed how I made my name,
My fame is a runaway train on the track
I fight like my life's on the line every night, in fact
That's why I'm gon' take that strap
Remake of "Lunatic Fringe" by Red Rider
Alternate title: "Gold Metal" - Meltdown