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The intro is:
- "Straight Outta Compton" by N.W.A. (from the album "Straight Outta Compton"). Only the first four seconds were used from the full song.
- A quote by the wrestler himself saying "That Young Knockout Kid, Chris Hero".
- "Holding Out For A Hero" by Jennifer Saunders (from the album "Shrek 2: Motion Picture Soundtrack"). A portion of the song (3:44-3:58) was used in the song.
Edit; w/ Intro 2
(Chanting) Hero, Hero, Hero, Hero!
(Verse 1):
Chris is awesome, he's as hot as it get
The type to, drop your quit with a mafia kick
Got the hunger of a young lion, plus the eye of the tiger
Pummel you like he's a young Tyson
That young knockout kid, split your wig
Rivera Cloverleaf, snap you like a twig
You're more than welcome to step & get F'd up
From a Hangman's Clutch or Hero's Welcome
You're just a Joe Schmo, he'll bust your chops
It's a KO once he hammerlocks the cravate
Tomato cans don't stand a chance, no holds barred
Rolling elbow to a bozo's jaw
His flawless offense done with precision
Get lapped up, he's here to hunt and fuck a submission
Pound for pound the best without a doubt
So come on down and get left out for the count (cheah)
(Chorus):
Better bring your best, 'cus here comes the best
Who's your hero? It's Chris Hero (yeah)
Quick to injure any contender
So who's your hero? It's Chris Hero
You better call the coppers, your mama and a doctor
You's about to get clobbered in a slobber knocker
Cruisin' for a bruisin', ain't no way he's losing
So who's your hero? It's Chris Hero
(Verse 2):
Don't brawl with this grappler, he'll flatten ya
They'll have to get you with a spatchler
Be his guest to leave a bloody mess, you can't F with his move set
Take your breath in a slug-fest with a suplex
Violence at it's finest, pound you in the ground
Game or high flying like he's death defying, no lying
This is as real as it gets, a perfect mix of killer instincts with ring-generalship (ha)
Apply a double chicken wing with a tight grip
Middle of the ring, having you crying "I quit" (ha)
Lucha libre influenced, king of wrestling, undisputed
Swear to hurt you in the squared circle, beat you stupid with maneuvers
Higher impact than a mule kick, leave you toothless
Number one champion, get the job done
When the bell rings get your bell rung (here he comes)
(Chorus):
Better bring your best, 'cus here comes the best
Who's your hero? It's Chris Hero
Quick to injure any contender
So who's your hero? It's Chris Hero
You better call the coppers, your mama and a doctor
You's about to get clobbered in a slobber knocker
Cruisin' for a bruisin', ain't no way he's losing
So who's your hero? It's Chris Hero
(Verse 3):
You'll leave the ring feeling miserable, his defense is impenetrable
So the advantage is considerable
If you want a war, bet he wants it more
Better pass a peace pipe like your sittin' bull
Looking for a sweet lick? Well he ain't one
You want love? Get a show on VH1
Cus he don't play games boy, you will get maimed
His main aim is to inflict pain
Leave the ring apron blood stained, have the crowd going wild like they're untamed
He'll win easily like you're untrained, then grin evilly while you complain
Once again it's flawless offense done with precision
Get lapped up, he's here to hunt and fuck a submission
Pound for pound the best without a doubt
So come on down and get knocked the fuck out (cheah)
(Chrous):
Better bring your best, 'cus here comes the best
Who's your hero? It's Chris Hero
Quick to injure any contender
So who's your hero? It's Chris Hero
You better call the coppers, your mama and a doctor
You's about to get clobbered in a slobber knocker
Cruisin' for a bruisin', ain't no way he's losing
So who's your hero? It's Chris Hero
Full Mix
Underscore) (Intro Cut