Honky Tonk Man & War Eagle

I got long sideburns and my hair slicked back

I'm coming to your town in my pink Cadillac



I'm just a Honky Tonk Man (He's a Honky Tonk Man)

I'm just a Honky Tonk Man (He's a Honky Tonk Man)

I'm just a Honky Tonk Man

I'm cool, I'm cocky, I'm bad



I pick a mean guitar

I wear blue suede shoes

You oughta hear me sing the Snakeskin Blues



I'm just a Honky Tonk Man (He's a Honky Tonk Man)

I'm just a Honky Tonk Man (He's a Honky Tonk Man)

I'm just a Honky Tonk Man

I'm cool, I'm cocky, I'm bad



Roll over Elvis, let the Honky Tonk Man show you how to rock and roll

Elvis who? He couldn't carry a tune if it had handles on it

Elvis let me show you how to pick that guitar

Ooh have mercy

It's Honky Tonk-Mania running wild



I got Peggy Sue beside me

The Colonel's in the back

I'm coming to your town in my pink Cadillac



I'm just a Honky Tonk Man (He's a Honky Tonk Man)

I'm just a Honky Tonk Man (He's a Honky Tonk Man)

I'm just a Honky Tonk Man

I'm cool, I'm cocky, I'm bad

Alternate title: "Honky Tonk Man" - Piledriver: The Wrestling Album II